Monday, August 24, 2009

Job Offer?

Most of you know that my darling hubby, love of my life, has been working two FULL time jobs to provide for his family. I sit here wondering, what can I do to help? What if I got a job?
So, I found this job and thought I just had to share it with ya'll.
*no experience required
*High school diploma preferred.
Tasks include but not limited to:
Cooking,
sweeping floors two to three times a day,
vacuuming, mopping,
cleaning fish tank,
washing two to three loads of laundry a day,
loading and unloading the dishwasher at least twice a day,
make the bed,
be a nanny to 6 month old neighbor boy (lol),
change at least one diaper an hour,
receipt keeper,
balance check book,
make weekly meal plan,
make grocery list,
do the grocery shopping,
clip coupons to save money while grocery shopping *note: should take a min. of 30 minutes to search sale ads/coupons for the best price on the groceries for the week; may require going to at least three different stores; don't forget to take the kids with you.
Teach two toddlers to share,
teach two toddlers to pray,
teach two toddlers everything they need to know,
feed, bath, clothe, nurture, love all three babies DAILY
Check on children in the middle of the night,
wake up early with the children,
use nap time to pay the bills,
be sure to txt/call throughout the day,
put on a happy face,
always kiss me goodnight!

Salary: A lifelong happiness created through unconditional love and respect! :)


** Why do I keep looking for a job when I have the most important job in the world!? On a more serious note, being a wife and mother is a job that is hard, adventurous, rewarding, exhausting, you name it. But it is a "job" that I have longed for all my life. Praise the Lord for giving me my dream job! Now, time to get to work!!

~*Proverbs 31: 10-31*~